Stress reliever #1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem
Can there be greater than this one?
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have
any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever #3
So n: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune? Honey," the
woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A
FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."
Stress Reliever # 7
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word
"beans"..
MyFather grows beans," said one student. "My father
cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 8
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your
success as
amillionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever # 10
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever # 14
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me
- my pretty
face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and
replied: I like your sense of humor.
Credit: pickup-girls-advices.blogspot.com
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